Euro Fuck Trip

No man has plundered Europe like this since Genghis Khan. Euro Fuck Trip stars an interesting character who hunts down European girls to come back to his hotel room and have a threesome. A threesome is always a tricky thing to finagle, but throw in a camera and it is damn near impossible. Somehow, this guy manages to pull it off time and time again.

The updates leave a lot to be desired. For 15 episodes, they seemed to come once a week, religiously. However, the last update is dated July 14, 2004 — well over eight months ago. Fifteen episodes will keep your attention for a while, but luckily, there are several bonus sites which I hope are updated a little more diligently.

Each episode comes with both still photos and a full-length video. The still photos are very clear, and a great way to get a better look at those close-up penetration shots. Sometimes, you will find that the photos appear out of order. You’ll browse through a couple of pages of photos where the two girls and one guy are having sex, and then suddenly you’ll find a page of photos where they all have their clothes on again. It’s a little irritating, but not a huge deal. The full-length video is 45-55 minutes long, and is cut into multiple clips that each run approximately nine minutes long. Each clip comes in Windows Media, Real Player, and MPEG formats, and is encoded for both cable (768k) and DSL (384k). The videos can be streamed directly from the site, or downloaded and saved to your hard drive.

As if getting to have a threesome with two hot girls isn’t luck enough, most of them are incredibly gorgeous Hungarian girls. The majority of the scenes are filmed in Budapest, and you’ll watch the star chat up girls on the street before he finally scores two to go back to his hotel room. The star, Monet, is a German guy with an animated personality and lecherous love of sex. He injects a bit of humor into the set-up scenes, but tends to talk a bit much during the sex scenes for my taste. That can be easily fixed with a click of the ‘mute’ button.

If one Hungarian girl is hot, two of them together have the power to set off fire alarms. Their bodies are slim yet curvaceous, and most of them have the kind of full tits that you can just imagine sticking your dick in between (and our star often does). These girls go after the cock with no hesitation. You’ll see girls licking pussy while getting fucked and two girls sharing one cock like a popsicle. Most of the episodes are quite long, ranging in length from 40-55 minutes of hardcore sex.

Although the Euro Fuck Trip tour pages listed eight bonus sites, there are actually twelve bonus sites that you can access with one username and password. They include:

• Teen Brazil — Brazilian teens get fucked
• Rectal Rooter — plumbers take their pay in anal sex
• Triple X Members — hardcore porn megasite
• Nebraska Coeds — corn-fed college girls get fucked at wild university parties
• Strip Club Exposed — see what goes on behind the scenes in a strip club
• Border Bangers — illegal Latinas will get fucked or deported
• Mommy Loves Cock — horny MILF's get some much-needed cock
• Black Bros White Hos — white holes violated by black poles
• College Fuckfest — wild college parties where everyone gets fucked
• Milk My Cock — throat-fucked blowjob babes
• Yank My Crank — babes give handjobs and take a facial
• Tranny Hunt — pretty trannies from around the world get fucked