HDV Prime

Since this is pretty much a babes site, the kind of place that hires girls who are the very definition of Barbie-esque, I guess a color scheme straight out of Mattel is only fitting. I would be amazed if you had trouble finding your way around this place. You can't miss the cute little pink menu at the top of the page. And it has all the basics: Home, Updates, Models, Photos, Videos, Coming Soon, and Help.

Content can also be browsed by model, and they can be browsed alphabetically. And if you've got something really specific on your mind, you can always use the search engine, which is located in the top, right-hand corner of the home page. There are also links to recent updates, both video and picture, as well as a list of the current rankings for their top-40 models.

Speaking of the models, there are currently 391 of them — every damn one of them smokin' hot — each of them having their own page which not only lists vital statistics(Age, Height, Weight, Cup size, Ethnicity, Country of origin, etc.) but also has links to photo sets and and videos she's participated in. There's also an option to rate the models, using a scale that can go from low, which I'm assuming is an absolute dog, all the way up to Super Hot. My personal favorite is a petite little brunette named Dani Woodward. She's not the most beautiful girl on the site, but she has a personality and way of carrying herself that enables her to hold her own among her picture-perfect contemporaries. Plus she reminds me of one of my favorite fuck buddies.

The tour actually painted a fairly accurate portrait of what HDV Prime's content is all about. It truly is an even mixture of softcore and hardcore. Some videos and picture sets are as innocent as a slow and seductive strip tease, or a little old-fashioned solo masturbation. Others go much further, often times the girls have dicks coming at them from all angles, with no hope for escape. These scenarios usually end with a perfectly timed money shot. Now, I like amateur as much as the next guy, but you have to admire the precision and athletic prowess of a high-caliber professional.

Case in point, in one video I watched an uncredited but sauve and muscularly built man pulled some radical moves. Our unsung hero was capable not only of eating a girl out, but doing it whilst holding her upside down. He also gave new meaning to Jack Black's "cock push-ups." And don't get me started on his semen ... I haven't seen a money shot that gruesome in many moons. I honestly don't see how that poor girl didn't puke her guts out. What troopers!

Videos are offered in the Windows Media format, either by way of direct download or via streaming through an embedded flash player. While the videos are clear and crisp looking, I can't help but feel they could do much, much better. These movies truly deserve a better resolution. I found myself becoming immersed in the worlds created by the directors, writers, and players.

These are stellar productions, masterfully executed by seasoned pros using a combination of elaborate sets and costumes and costumes, even low-grade special effects, they have achieved not only a cinematic feel but a unique atmosphere as well. I know it might sound like I'm exaggerating, maybe even talking them up, but I think that if you view a few scenes, you'll quickly become a believer. Really the only problem I can see is that videos sometimes downloaded quite slow, in the range of 300-350 kilobytes-per-second. When you're presented with files well weighing in at well over 300 megabytes, you expect something a little faster.

As far as action is concerned, the photo galleries pretty much fall in line content-wise with the video section. Perhaps there is a bit more emphasis on solo sets, but it's hardly noticeable. Either way, there's plenty of debauchery for you to feast your eyes on, what with there being 1008 galleries, containing an average of a hundred pictures each. 100,000+ pictures should be plenty enough to keep you busy until the next update. These JPEGs fair much better than the videos when it comes to resolution size. Even the oldest additions are 1,500 x 1,000 pixels. The galleries are organized and presented in the old-fashioned way, without a tacky java slide show or annoying filter in sight. And if you find one that you just adore, you can always download the entire thing in one go, compressed in a ZIP file. What more could you possibly need?