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The Minion

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He may look like a fat pig, but this guy gets more pussy than you could ever dream about! Check out the world of gonzo porn as he gets completely filthy while fucking.
Site type: Pay site, category: Fetish, Food Sex
Complete review published on 05.28.2018
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He's just an average guy who loves food and pussy! Now The Minion is combining his two loves and getting completely nasty with food while he fucks some of the hottest girls! All exclusive scenes of this fat slob and all of the girls he's banged in hours of footage. The porn is wild and explicit and completely nasty! If you like your hardcore pushed to the extremes, you're gonna love this fat bastard!

[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on January 31, 2019.

Over 173 episodes about 22 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
MP4 (1800kb/s, 768x432)
WMV (1500kb/s, 640x368)
WMV (4400kb/s, 1280x720)
Flash (1280x720)
MP4 (3000kb/s, 1280x720)
Over 173 galleries about 100 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Video captures, Zip archives
Over 323 stories
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on January 31, 2019.

$29.99 / one month (recurring)
$49.99 / three months (recurring)
$0.99 / two days (recurring)
$99.99 / one year (recurring)

[v]Sample Videos

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All 50 videos from The Minion  

[v]Sample Galleries

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All 12 galleries from The Minion  


If there's hope for this guy to get some pussy, then there's hope for the rest of us! He's completely rude and revolting and all of the hottest girls are flocking to him. How does he do it? Well for one thing, the guy fucks like a bull. He's a big pimp and the girls know that when they hook up with him, they're gonna get the job done right.

Once you get inside of this site, the navigation is quite simple. They've just got pages and pages of the guy in some of the nastiest action that you'll ever see. This hairy bastard has scored some of the cutest women and they present his fuck flicks in hours of downloadable movies.

If it is videos that you seek, The Minion has them! They've got several different ways that they present their videos. All of the movies are downloadable, and in addition to having full length movies, they have chopped up clips and movies of different speeds. The movies could be viewed on any bandwidth connection considering they have them ranging from 10MB to over 200MB each. All of the movies have a little synopsis so that you can tell exactly what's going on before you take the time to download them. There is also a ratings system so that you can offer your opinion of which clips you liked the most. Personally I think they should have a "favorites" section so that you can easily bookmark all of your favorites and be able to jump back to them. Otherwise you have to look through over a dozen pages of videos.
The content inside is just completely explicit and gonzo. This site spares no expense on gross out factor. You can see him doing everything from picking his nose to smearing food all over his hairy body while he fucks these chicks. It's definitely a one of a kind site and if you're not repulsed, you just may get turned on!

All of the scenes inside also have accompanying screen caps, high resolution pics, and four panel pics too. I was impressed by the variety they offered in their photo galleries. Although the screencaps have a bit of scan line blurryness. The high resolution pics is where the action is.

The site is definitely weird, extreme, and entertaining. If you like extreme gonzo sex or just the completely kinky, you're gonna find this one to be fun. The Minion is a completely disgusting slob of a man, but he's got so many cute girls in here that he completely defiles. It gives hope to the average joe who wishes he could fuck such hot pussy. You just put yourself in his shoes and have a nice time!


As long as you like your sex extreme, you're gonna love this kinky fetish site. This average slob is getting some of the hottest pussy you can only dream about. He completely defiles these girls in some of the most weird footage that you'll ever lay your eyes upon.
Inspector: AtomicAndy
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