UK XXX Pass

UK XXX Pass is made up of four sites: Splate Bukakke, UK Porn Party, Sexy UK Porn Stars, and KazBXXX. For whatever reason, instead of going with your usual home-base/network portal sort of deal, they've chosen Sexy UK Porn Stars to be their default landing page. I'm not sure if this means it's their flagship site or if they just figured it was the most fitting of the bunch. Either way, the other 3 sites are easily accessible via the menu at the top of the page, so I guess it doesn't matter much. Oh, the menu is static, too. So, you'll always have it handy regardless of which site you're at.

The collection is diverse enough to hit a pretty broad audience. I mean, we've got a single model site, a porn star site, a sex party site, and for all my fellow despicable perverts, a grotesque bukkake site — all, of course, with a decidedly Brit flavor. That might not sound like the biggest list ever, but I think it's pretty good considering the content is so specialized. What's more, they've managed to put together quite the archive. The network launched somewhere around 2010, and since that time has managed to put together some impressive numbers. Between the four sites you'll find 237 British models acting in 282 scenes and 265 sets.

I'm happy to report that the sites are consistently hot across the board. I went in expecting at least one dud, but I guess I underestimated the talents of these lovely English ladies. Kaz is charismatic and stunningly beautiful, and did a wonderful job with her, at times, surprisingly kinky solo site. UK Porn Stars was a fun site and stayed true to its name, giving us some legendary brit starlets. Splat Bukkake was, as expected, filled with intense, fast-paced scenes, all with appropriately "in-your-face" climaxes. And UK Sex Parties had a nice spin on the whole, well, "sex party" niche. The scenes felt a lot more like a small swingers club environment than your usual crowded, too loud for any useable audio, disco. Another plus is that, from site to site, one thing that remained pretty consistent was good running times. Most scenes are at least 10 minutes, but some go as long as 25.

I only wish I'd found this level of consistency in other aspects of the sites. For instance, video options aren't really very uniform from site-to-site. I'm not saying all these joints should be identical. In fact, I actually quite like the fact that they've each got their own layout and color scheme, even slightly different menus in some cases. Each site has its own distinct flavor and personality, which is fine by me. But there are some areas where the inconsistencies are just too much. I mean, UK Porn Stars is the only site on the network with high-definition video. Wouldn't it have been better to spread that around a little?

Another example would be mobile files, which are only available on half the sites — UK Porn Party and Splat Bukkake. It also would have been nice to have a model index that actually covers the full network. Perhaps a more advanced search engine, too, while we're at it. By that same token, half the sites are totally lacking in date markers. Or, in the case of one site, dates on the videos but nothing else. To their credit, there is an update calender for the full network, but nevertheless, these little inconsistencies add up.

On a more positive note, photo galleries are much more consistent in terms of resolution sizes and other options. I was pleasantly surprised to find most sites sported images with a fairly high resolution(1,200 x 2,000), and nice ZIP and slideshow choices, too. And as a sweet little bonus, one of the sites even sports watermark free photos. Hopefully their video brethren will follow suit and — fingers crossed — make high-definition video the network standard.

There's really not much in the way of bonuses here, but considering all that content and all those niches you get to play with, I don't think it's really all that necessary, anyway. In fact, if they'd just update navigation and video options a bit, they'd have a network to reckon with. But despite all the flaws, it's still pretty damn good.