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This site has found some of the U.K.'s best seductresses, plucked them from their everyday lives, and put them to work teasing horny bastards like us.
Site type: Pay site, category: Softcore, Photographic Art, Models
Complete review published on 01.30.2016
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Looking for something with a long enough build-up that it'll have you shooting your load across the room? Then Tease X is right up your alley. The tour page is filled with yummy teaser images accompanied by descriptions of slow burn, "racy tease-the-mind" videos. Not only that, but would-be members are also promised a "fly on the wall view" of all the behind-the-scenes action, including candid interviews and documentary footage. And it's all available in HD, too, with new updates coming three times a week.

[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on July 26, 2018.

Over 45 videos about 6 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
MP4 (5000kb/s, 1920x1080)
MPEG-4 (3000kb/s, 1280x720)
Flash (720x480)
Over 145 galleries about 175 pictures each
+ Zip archives
Model Index, Blog, Interviews

[v]PricesLast updated on July 26, 2018.

9.99 GBP / one month (recurring)
24.99 GBP / one month (non-recurring)
99.99 GBP / one year (recurring)


The membership page at Tease X is arranged in such a way that I'm confident anyone who's browsed a porn site anytime since the mid-'90s should have no difficulty in finding their way around, so I won't bore you a description of the layout. Suffice it to say, you'll rather quickly figure it out.

Since this site is also about teasing, and its tour page did heavily imply that its performers have quite the bedroom prowess, I thought it only fitting that I make the model index my first stop. Their roster is compromised of 47 gorgeous young women whose careers range from TV presenters, burlesque dancers even genuine pin-up girls. Interestingly, instead of going with the traditional page setup, e.g., vital statistics and perhaps a brief bio, Mr. Dorcel instead conveys information about these beauties by way of amusing anecdotes(usually about his first or more interesting encounter with them), which I think adds a nice personal touch, and really helps flesh these girls out more than a cold list of facts and figures ever could.

So, what's the actual content like, you ask? Well, damn good, as it turns out. To me, it seems like they've taken all the appealing elements of erotica and and artsy softcore pornography and incorporated them into a more hardcore package. Admittedly, some scenes are genuine softcore(there are plenty of stripteases to be found here), but they also manage to mix in surprisingly graphic girl-on-girl action, too. But even when it's just a solo model baring all for the camera, you can rest assured that you're going to be seeing plenty of gash. Basically, it's erotica with an edge.

One thing that impressed me right off the bat about this site was that it holds true to its tour promise of three updates-per-week. As it turns out, it seems we can expect, on average, two new galleries and one new video every single week. Admittedly, this makes for a somewhat lopsided collection, with 145 and only 45 scenes. But they never mentioned which medium they'd be focusing on more, so I can't really hold that against them. Besides, their still photography is absolutely gorgeous, and I've added an absurd amount of keepers to my own personal collection just from a few brief sessions on the site.

Another big positive is the fact that, since this content is all relatively new(the site launched just over a year ago), playback quality and resolution sizes are totally consistent from episode-to-episode and set-to-set.

Their videos, for instance, can be downloaded or streamed in your choice of five different resolutions, ranging from a low res SD file(640 x 360) to great looking 1080p HD. The latter files can be quite large, but fortunately their download speeds are quite fast, averaging out at just under 3 megs-per-second during the week.

Similarly, all of the photo galleries are available in three different resolutions: small(400px × 600px), medium(713px × 1,070px), full size(1,381px × 2,071px). Unlike their video brethren, however, they seem to limit direct-downloads to the "full size" option. Which is fine by me. I mean, with magazine quality photography, it'd be a pity if we were forced to download it in subpar resolutions.

There isn't really anything here in the way of bonus sites, but I did find some interesting extras. For instance, some of you, I'm sure, will be pleased to know that this site maintains a pretty steady social media presence. It has its own Tumblr and Twitter pages, as well as a regularly updated blog complete with some juicy bonus photography.

Oh, and for those of you who have very specific fantasies and are willing to pay a bit extra, the "custom tease" option was created with just you in mind. This lets you choose your own cast from the current list of active models(usually at least 10 girls on the list), and have them play out your ideal porn scene(within reason, of course). That means you pick the wardrobe/level of nudity, setting, subject matter, and method of deliver(live action or still photography).

To be honest, I was quite impressed with the listed options. If you're willing to shell out the dough, you can have these goddesses posing in just about any setting you can imagine anywhere from a luxurious mansion to some scenic locale out in nature, to hear them tell it and with props that range from specific sex toys all the way up to vintage sports cars. The sky is the limit, it seems. Oh, and did I mention that, if the video isn't delivered to you on the promised date, you get a full refund? Now that's what I call proper service.


This one more than lives up to all those juicy promises on its tour page. Members can expect two new photo galleries and one new video each week, all available in a wide range of formats and resolutions, going all the way up to professionally shot and lit 2k pixel width photographs and 1080p HD footage. The models are absolutely top-notch, and their performances are exactly what one would expect from seductresses skilled in the art of teasing men to the brink of insanity. So, if you're looking at high-end porn with a touch of style and sophistication, then I cannot recommend Tease X enough.
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